Mom: Hey, do you want to take his quiz to see what your animal name is? We're all sloths, though, because our last name is Cooke.
Mandy: Uh, sure. What's mine?
Mom: Flopsy the hairy sloth.
Mandy: Tich, that's stupid. What's Nick's?
Mom: Sammy the not so shabby sloth.
Mandy: Okay, that one's more funny. How about yours?
Mom: Er... I'm Voldemort the laughing sloth.
Mandy: Oh my gosh, seriously?
Mom: It's a good thing I married your dad, or else I'd be Voldemort the laughing banana slug.
Nick: What's everyone laughing about?
Mandy: Mom is Voldemort the laughing banana slug!
Nick: ...I miss so much stuff when I go to the bathroom.
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