Mandy: You know, I think pigs would be a lot higher up on the evolutionary line if they could sweat.
Mom: Sweat?
Dad: 'Hey, if we melted down that ore, we could make a plow and sow some seeds and pretty soon we'd have a farm! Except...'
Mandy: 'It's really hot.'
Dad: They probably figured it all out, realized it would take a hundred thousand generations of pigs dying of heat before they could take over the world.
Mom: If only they could see us now, turning them all into bacon.
Dad: Yeah, they're so smart. They should've known this was coming.
Mandy: I bet they sit and wallow in their mud and think, 'If we had sweat glands, we would be top of the food chain right now!'
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