Mandy: Why did God put fruit in the Garden of Eden if the people
couldn't eat it?
Dad: Maybe he wanted to eat it. Maybe it was a giant
tomato plant that he wanted for his spaghetti.
Mandy: Where did he get the spaghetti?
Dad: The spaghetti tree.
Mom: As seen on April Fool's Day.
Dad: Yeah, Eve lost us that privilege after they got kicked out of
the Garden.
Mandy: ...Does God eat?
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