The Face of God

Facebook: Would you like to tag this picture?

Mom: Sure, if you want me to tag the face of God.

Existentialism

Mandy: Why did God put fruit in the Garden of Eden if the people couldn't eat it?

Dad: Maybe he wanted to eat it. Maybe it was a giant tomato plant that he wanted for his spaghetti.

Mandy: Where did he get the spaghetti?

Dad: The spaghetti tree.

Mom: As seen on April Fool's Day.

Dad: Yeah, Eve lost us that privilege after they got kicked out of the Garden.

Mandy: ...Does God eat?