Haircut

Mandy: You know, I sort of have a John Lennon hair cut.

Why We Don't Have a God

Dad: Aww.... you're going in the chipper, ain't you, doggy?

Hair

Mandy: My hair is weird. One side curls and the other side is flat, and then the next day the other side is curly and the curly side is flat.

 Mom: It's the delicate balance of keeping Mandy's head on straight.