Mandy: At the store today we saw some black dominatrix shoes in my size.
Nick: Oh, is that what the lady's name is on The Matrix? Donna?
Cooke Conversations
The random conversations that make up our lives.
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Spice Girls
Dad: I hear the Spice Girls are reuniting for the Olympic closing ceremonies.
Me: Uh... who are the Spice Girls?
Dad: I'm so proud of you.
Me: Uh... who are the Spice Girls?
Dad: I'm so proud of you.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
*Sits on wall*
Spider: *Sits on wall*
Mandy: Get in the cup for me.
Spider: *Doesn't move*
Mandy: Go on, get in the cup and I'll take you outside.
Spider: *Doesn't move*
Mandy: C'mon, lovi, you don't want to die and I don't want to hurt you.
Spider: *Gets in cup*
Mandy: Get in the cup for me.
Spider: *Doesn't move*
Mandy: Go on, get in the cup and I'll take you outside.
Spider: *Doesn't move*
Mandy: C'mon, lovi, you don't want to die and I don't want to hurt you.
Spider: *Gets in cup*
Urban Defense
Mandy: Ooh, that's a cool gun!
Nick: I know. I want a steampunk bazooka like that one.
Mandy: Wait... for what?
Nick: Urban defense, obviously.
Nick: I know. I want a steampunk bazooka like that one.
Mandy: Wait... for what?
Nick: Urban defense, obviously.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Opera
Mom: I hate how he doesn't blink while he's singing. It's like he's holding his breath with his eyes.
Sunday, June 24, 2012
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