Shoe Shopping

Mandy: At the store today we saw some black dominatrix shoes in my size. 

Nick: Oh, is that what the lady's name is on The Matrix?  Donna?

Haircut

Mandy: You know, I sort of have a John Lennon hair cut.

Spice Girls

Dad: I hear the Spice Girls are reuniting for the Olympic closing ceremonies.

Me: Uh... who are the Spice Girls?

Dad: I'm so proud of you.